1997, Haymeadow Creek State Park, Wisconsin: Bigfoot Seen Throwing Poop


1997, Haymeadow Creek State Park, Wisconsin: Bigfoot Seen Throwing Poop

Andrew Tilly was walking near Slaughter Bay, when he saw a hulking dark figure crouched down by the water’s edge. As Tilly approached he saw that the figure had a large tree branch which it was pushing into the dirt then flinging the clods into the water.

Tilly got close enough to see that the figure was covered in dark matted animal fur, it had glowing yellow eyes, and oversized feet. Tilly saw that the creature was actually a Bigfoot and realized that the dirt the creature was flinging into the water was a big steaming pile of poop.

Tilly let out a loud disgusted noise which caused the monster to stand up right. It looked around clearly embarrassed, before jumping off in the other direction.


1997, Mark Twain National Forest, Missouri: Bigfoot Tree Knocking Explained


1997, Mark Twain National Forest, Missouri: Bigfoot Tree Knocking Explained

Danny Katay was hiking through Mark Twain forest. He had heard this time of year two Bigfoot were often seen. The theory was that they were migrating West.

Katay neither heard nor saw any Bigfoot activity nor evidence. Until he heard three distinct tree knocks. He raced toward the direction of the knocking.

Katay came upon a clearing and saw the two Bigfoot. One over 12 feet tall and the small one closer to 9 feet. They were both holding large rocks in their massive hands. They took turns throwing the rocks at a nearby tree. The force of the rocks took the bark off the side of the tree.

Katay thinks that he discovered the origin of the majority of the tree knocking phenomenon. It is target practice. The Bigfoot must use rocks in hunting and defense.

1997, Colville National Forest, Washington: Bigfoot Wounded By Gunman


1997, Colville National Forest, Washington: Bigfoot Wounded By Gunman

Carl Smith was hiking deep in Colville Forest, when he saw a Bigfoot hiding behind a tree a few hundred feet in front of him.

Smith, an avid gun enthusiast, always carried a pistol while hiking, alone in the woods. Smith considered the fame and wealth he could achieve if he killed that Bigfoot and brought it to public attention. So he unholstered his weapon, carefully crept closer to his target, aimed and fired three quick shots at the beast.

The Bigfoot screamed in pain and blood splattered across the trees, so Smith knew he hit the creature. It turned and looked at him with the saddest, most disappointed eyes ever, before scrambling away. Amazed at the Bigfoot’s speed, Smith could not get another volley off at the monster.

Smith examined the spot where the Bigfoot was wounded. Hair and skin and blood were plastered on the leaves and fallen twigs. Smith is sure that it was a mere flesh wound and that the Bigfoot survived, no problem.

Smith tried to sell his story, but it turns out that most people thought he was a jerk for trying to kill the elusive creature.