TODAY IN BIGFOOT HISTORY!
1997, Haymeadow Creek State Park, Wisconsin: Bigfoot Seen Throwing Poop
Andrew Tilly was walking near Slaughter Bay, when he saw a hulking dark figure crouched down by the water’s edge. As Tilly approached he saw that the figure had a large tree branch which it was pushing into the dirt then flinging the clods into the water.
Tilly got close enough to see that the figure was covered in dark matted animal fur, it had glowing yellow eyes, and oversized feet. Tilly saw that the creature was actually a Bigfoot and realized that the dirt the creature was flinging into the water was a big steaming pile of poop.
Tilly let out a loud disgusted noise which caused the monster to stand up right. It looked around clearly embarrassed, before jumping off in the other direction.