TODAY IN BIGFOOT HISTORY!
2000, Shady Hollow Golf Course, Kentucky: Bigfoot Attacks Golfer
Semi-pro golfer Stanley Racky was practicing his short game when a “large, abnormally hairy individual came bouncing out of nowhere, screaming and waving his arms.”
The creature raced up to Racky, grabbed his bag of clubs, lifted them all over its head, and then snapped the clubs in two. Racky called out his protests, but the Bigfoot smiled as it dropped the bag of broken clubs on the green.
Racky called out for help as the Bigfoot turned around, let out a massive fart before leaping over the near by sand trap to disappear into the morning dew.
Disgusted by the smell, Racky stomped off to the club house to report his unprecedented assault.