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2016, Pike County, Ohio: Bigfoot Attacks Meth Lab
Detective Ahmed Richy reports that a meth trailer in the woods of Pike County was attacked by a Bigfoot. Or at least some powerful humanoid creature. The siding of the trailer was ripped open like a tin can. There were gash marks clearly made by claws. There were wild hair samples stuck to the sharp edges of the ripped open trailer walls. The inside of the trailer was completely smashed up, demolished in a way that only a beastman could have accomplished. In addition, there were 17 inch paw prints scattered around in the dirt around the trailer.
Detective Richy is certain that the meth trailer was targeted by the Bigfoot because of the noxious odors coming from it.