TODAY IN BIGFOOT HISTORY!
2001, Paint Township, Pennsylvania: Bruce Wineberger Calls 911 on Bigfoot
Bruce Wineberger was well known to Paint Township sheriff’s dispatchers. Mr. Weinberger called 911 once or twice a week to report that a Bigfoot was in his yard kicking over the flower garden. Or to report that Bigfoot was tramping mud all over the house and making a general trespass of his property.
Today was the last time Mr. Wineberger called 911. He called to report that a Bigfoot was in his garage throwing all his yard tools into the street. When asked to describe the Bigfoot, Mr. Wineberger said “I dunno. He is maybe 12 foot tall, covered in hair, and smells like a fishy sewer. Just get a police cruiser over here before he eats any more of my leftovers!”
The police did arrive about a half an hour later to find Mr. Wineberger sitting in a lawn chair in his front yard, drinking a can of beer, dressed only in his underwear. He was defiant and argumentative upon questioning.