TODAY IN BIGFOOT HISTORY!
1989, Daniel Boone National Forest, Kentucky: Wilma Than Claims Bigfoot Impregnated Her
Wilma Than claims she was abducted from her Bee Rock campsite by a black and red haired Bigfoot. The creature, Than continued, smelled like pine cones and sexy musk, had nearly perfectly white teeth, and feet larger than most men.
The Bigfoot grabbed Than and whisked her off into the woods. Before Than could cry out, the creature had her back at its nest. Than described the Bigfoot den as rather cozy, if somewhat primitive.
“After a few days of wooing me,” Than wrote in her journal, “the creature finally consummated the relationship. Immediately, I knew I was pregnant with our love child.”
Than claims that Bigfoot babies only take three weeks to gestate. Once the infant was born, the Bigfoot’s whole demeanor toward Than cooled. “Typical male,” Than laments, “once he got what he wanted, I was fried shoelaces.”
A few days later, Than woke up and the Bigfoot and their infant baby were both gone. “Never did see either one of them again. But the worst part? I had to walk back to camp on my own.”
TODAY IN BIGFOOT HISTORY! 
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Lol that’s hilarious. Good stuff.