TODAY IN BIGFOOT HISTORY!
1982, Whiteface Reservoir, Minnesota: Man’s Claims of Killing Bigfoot Challenged
Milton Featherbane brags to his friends that while hunting over the weekend he shot and killed a 12 foot tall Bigfoot. Featherbane made a detailed description of the creature that sounded suspiciously similar the the Bigfoot on that one episode of The Six Million Dollar Man. An episode that everyone knew had just been shown in rerun the previous week.
Featherbane, undeterred, told his friends that he could and would produce the Bigfoot body, if they “made damn sure that I get all the credit and attention from this incredible find!” Laughing at their buddy, Featherbane’s friends went as far as to sign a contract stating without a doubt that Featherbane would get all the fame and money.
Featherbane took a group of his friends to his father’s barn. Inside was a large wooden crate full of ice, embedded in the ice was a very poor plastic ape decoration. His friend, Earl, recognized the ape figure from the local dump.
Featherbane made the defense that “that is where the Bigfoot would be, if I did not ate him up.”