TODAY IN BIGFOOT HISTORY! Thomas Williams cutting the grass on his back forty, lets his John Deere tractor idle while he steps into the bushes to relieve himself. When he turned around, zipping up, he saw a Bigfoot like creature sitting on his riding mower. Before thinking of any personal safety issues and only thinking about how much he still owed on the mower, he charged the beast. Williams yelled, hollered, and waved his arms like you are supposed to do if you see a bear. The creature, startled, leaped from the mower and bolted across the field. The hairs stuck to the seat proved inconclusive by science.