TODAY IN BIGFOOT HISTORY! Speed Boat Captain Donald Hubbard files a police report alleging that while anchored on the banks of the Owyhee River, his 29′ Salty is barraged by logs and small rocks. The assaulting rain lasts most of the night and causes hundreds of dollars worth of damage and dents. Hubbard fires several shotgun blasts into the woods and finds evidence of thick gelatinous blood around a trampled area of brush. The Sheriff Department confiscates Hubbard’s weapons and suspends his boating license.